Maybe the Vauxhall Astra GTC will sell here in the US if they turn it into some sort of hatch/pickup hybrid. Because you know, nothing sells here unless it's built like a rock, can tow a house and can be used for the harshest off-roading conditions... in Houston. Sadly, until then hatches and wagons will be a "girls"…

They can add a dimmer with a joystick. Problem is, would lefties have to operate it cross handed?

I don't think I need to reiterate your douche-stupidery in thinking that you can stay completely attentive while texting or driving. That's been done ad-nauseum and will probably continue, though it's much needed. However, I will point out that you mention you also drive when you're over tired and need to sleep. Are…

I had cars on my bedroom wall, but what about The Cars? Would that count?

God I wanted to punch this kid as soon as I saw one these commercials. I hope they come out with a commercial for the beige Toyota Camry though. I can already hear the slogan now. "The new beige Toyota Camry. For when you've given up on life."