It’s an Island (of Gun Control) surrounded by a really big Ocean (of gun nuts)

Seriously.

“I think if you look to Chicago, where you had over 4,000 victims of gun-related crimes last year, they have the strictest gun laws in the country. That certainly hasn’t helped there.”

Someone beat me to it already but it is tough to shame someone who has no shame. After turning on the TV this morning and immediately trying to figure out if anyone we knew was in Las Vegas, my wife and I talked about the fact that nothing will change. Sometime this week, and it may have already happened, someone will…

Baseball: a sport where a serious man gets upset at his opponent for not helping one of his own guys play better.

I knew I made a mistake when I turned down that job at the ‘ol Blonde Conservative mill. Business is booming!

Taking a knee is one thing. But all those baseball players grabbing their crotches and spitting during the anthem was mighty disrespectful.

HE IS A FUCKING DOCTOR. HE WENT TO FUCKING MEDICAL SCHOOL WITH MY DAD. HOW DOES A DOCTOR DIRECTLY IGNORE FACTS?!

We should stop wasting so much time on the opinions of overpaid millionaire athletes...and instead focus on the opinions of people who made their fortune the old fashioned way...by waiting for their father to die, frittering away the fortune in a series of silly investments then win some of it back on a reality…

How dare this self-made, boot-strapping entrepreneur multi-millionaire (probably billionaire by the end of the decade) mock and disrespect the sanctity and honor of a racist, bigoted decaying sack of Cheetos? He worked hard at being born on third base. Republicans know who’s the real American here!!! Sad!

i paid hundreds of dollars for this stuff that gave me some small amount of pleasure. now i’m burning it. a loved one will pay to replace it for me at christmas when my team is doing well. take that, nfl! i sure showed you! (also, i watch the games, anyway.)

Every time I see a pic of Mary Kate, I wonder if she specifically asked her plastic surgeon to make her look more age appropriate for her older paramours. That is not the face of a 31 year old.

The only counterpoint worth saying, then, is simple and vulgar: Richard Petty, go fuck yourself.

One of the first things you learn in Contracts class in your first year of law school (at least in Texas) is that the disclaimers on the back of a ticket aren’t iron-clad. Just because a dry cleaner puts up a sign saying they’re not responsible for lost items doesn’t excuse them from exercising reasonable effort to…

I think they would have a case, or enough of one to get the Yankees to settle. The Yankees straight up ignored a safety addition that the league mandated every stadium to have. The fact that this would have been prevented, depending on where they were sitting of course, by the safety feature the Yankees refused to…

You can tell you’ve gone too far when even the WWE fans are sick of your xenophobia.

WWE fans are now standing up against racism? I don’t know what to believe in anymore.

Yeah, sexism didn’t play a role at all. This is disgusting. He’s disgusting.

Oh and let’s not forget...Trump can call a black person racist and face no consequences: