These are incredible numbers from a stock turbo. My guess is, with an aftermarket tune, and a larger turbocharger, this car might do two seconds, flat. I’m not sure how much these turbos are tuned for low-end, off the line torque, but my gut tells me with a quarter mile time like that, they have to come on boost…

Holy fuck! It’s way worse than I thought. He lost most of his legs and torso too!

And unlike the Porsche, it looks like they all actually do something.

You can buy  decent house for $75k?! holy shit!

I’m such a Deadspin fanboy that I hate Barstool Sports despite the fact that I’ve never visited their site.

If they bring a manual Mercedes to the US market I’ll change my handle to Jennifer.

In 2019, you can buy, new:

imagine a viper v10 that revs to 8000+ my dick would be diamonds

The instant oatmeal has exploded all over the roof of the microwave 

Legend has it, that as soon as the owner says that it was John Cena’s car, you lose the ability to see it.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *deep breath *…

That’s an awful lot of words just to say “Here’s some pictures that you can use as backgrounds”

Yonathan Perlaza trotted home with the winning run

What’s the expiration date on Wiggins being “exciting” rather than “shitty"?

Read the article and figure out why I chose 2001 for yourself, genius.

While the pluckiness and self-aware nature of the S2000 is amusing to me, the real hero is the McLaren Senna owner who is ACTUALLY tracking his car instead of placing it inside their sealed garage with a more sophisticated HVAC system than most laboratories.