I’m super excited to see Suicide Squad when it comes out in August. I am on edge a little because I expect Durant to come into the movie theater at the beginning of the movie and scream the ending at me. Kinda like he has done with the 2016-2017 NBA season.

Still continuing my quest to find Mr. Smith’s shirt in Las Vegas and return it home to my homeland in Cleveland. I got lost in Paris through some crazy wormhole shit, seen so many titties, and became a witness in a Elvis themed wedding. I have not found the shirt, but I won’t stop, I can’t stop. #shirtlessnomore

Does this mean the end of Dion Waiters? I don’t think I am mentally ready for that.

Dear Deadspin,

The Bulls are deploying the Cleveland Cavaliers’ strategy. Get as many New York Knicks as you can and then you will win a championship. I am so ready to either see an explosion that rivals Alderaan, or them being celebrated and risen to prominence like Jar Jar Binks.

I have been in Las Vegas since yesterday and have been looking for his shirt. I have been posted updates as well. I have made a many stops, but I have yet to find it. The quest continues.