“tumble........... bunny”?

Starred not for quality, but because this sort of unhinged, obliviously self-gratifying rant really doesn’t leave the grays very often these days.

You should really consider Esperanto.

Oh, my God! You’re a Speaker and a Writer? Can I suck your dick?

Of course he speaks and writes for a living!

He has a minority ownership in the franchise.

I guess reading comprehension isn’t in your job description.

You had many words for him. Oddly, none of them were, “My reading comprehension is not what it should be for someone who speaks and writes for a living.”

God I hate being a Raider fan some days. But then again a lot of people in the game of football are cunts.

Considering the giant piles of money that have been spent investigating Hillary and Bill, and the lack of any indictments/arrests that have come from those investigations, they’re either 2 of the greatest criminal masterminds in the history of the world, or these investigations have been strictly about politics and…

I didn’t realize that I’m not the only one to refer to Chicago’s AL team as the Fuck Sox.

I thought there was one in pretty much every mall in the country.

95 mph! That’s faster than his downward career trajectory!

Did Dolan buy the Mets?

To support him, the Pirates are planning to hold a Testicular Cancer Awareness Night.

I know you’re not supposed to argue about this but it’s clearly a ball and a strike

“Not saying ‘yes’ feels a lot like saying ‘no.’”

+1%

God, I love that one. Because you don’t truly understand that sexual assault is bad until you have a daughter. I know I was all, “Rape for everyone!” Then I had a little girl and now I’m all, “Maybe rape isn’t great!”

"They were initially suspicious of the group of 11 guys but eventually realized they were innocent."