I was about 50 feet away from this mess, it was great!

Yeah, I was gonna say that. It’s an obvious understatement, but this is every person I have known who blames all of their failures on someone else taken to an extreme.

First time my mom lets me drive. Climb into front seat of 89 Chevy Celebrity (I swear I’m not white trash anymore). She starts blabbing about this or that, and how to drive and shit. I just floor it. She begins shouting about something and I exclaim calmly. “You see mom, when we’re getting on the highway, and you’re…

That number is way more than the $12-15 billion estimate that Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell cited in January and double the estimated $10 billion that Trump himself stated.

...she sang a gay anthem at the Super Bowl that affirmed the humanity of people who are LGBTQ, people of color, and people with disabilities. I thought she did pretty well.

Nobody who was watching was unaware of her politics. Nobody who was watching was unaware of the significance of “This Land Is Your Land” or “Born This Way.” NFL lawyers surely had her locked up in ten thousand clauses of “Don’t Be Political,” which she had to sign or no deal.

Have you heard the lyrics to Born This Way? What else do you want her to say?

mother’O god that was good! The whole set. I dare anyone here to leap into space in the dark like that, land right on your mark ready to belt one out.

She sure as hell knows how to put on a show. I also liked the sly subversiveness of “This Land Is Your Land.” Woody Guthrie was rather famously no fan of the Trumps.

All thoughts should somehow involve a Unimog.

I had a similar thought, but it involved a Unimog.

I need this, a totaled G-Class and a full set of tools stat.

This, however is Normal:

Bubba, when I took my oath of allegiance, I didn’t have to offer fealty to the President. But I did have to affirm this:

200 pounds sounds like a lot of weight to lose, until you realize a Hellcat weighs damn near 4500 pounds.

Trump doesn’t have a clue. Bannon on the other hand...

Here’s a bright clue; maybe stop bringing her on your TV shows, media. The more you give her a mouthpiece, the more shit will spew out, just like with Kellyanne Conway. And whatever happened to Katrina Pierson? I guess there could only be one asshole woman as the public face of Trump at a time.

I seriously doubt even Trump and his minions could find someone who would be worse for education than Betsy DeVos

things they apparently don’t need: access to healthcare, treatment for std’s, reproductive education, cancer screening, contraceptives, advocates and allies.