my office is 4 blocks away, it’s already chaos in terms of what’s blocked off. however, i love when i can hear high school students protesting!

Seriously, him saying he would destroy the records before giving them to a deportation task force made me reel. we need more people talking like this.

I was an enthusiastic supporter of BdB and it has been hard to keep loving him during his term, honestly, even though I think he has been unfairly criticized at least some of the time. But the lord bless him for working out the free museum and cultural institution membership program as part of IDNYC. That list is…

this is what happens when help is not available.

this is what happens when help is not available.  

Toyota: “Wow the Amazon team working on the Grand Tour actually want to use the Prius for promotions! Awesome! Give them like 10! We’re so glad the boys changed their minds on these! Everyone loves em!”

I don’t know man... I was pretty quick when I was 13...

No puppet, no puppet. You’re the puppet.

How about the first female president IN SPACE!?!?

I am proud to have voted for Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton. And my bright spot in this is the fact that my little girl has spent the last weeks saying she wanted to be “the first girl president.” And I didn’t know what to say to her. But now I do. #Sophie2052

Nothing makes me more sick to my stomach than the thought of the first black president having to smile and cede the White House to the chosen candidate of the KKK.

It’s an unedited copy of the closed captioning. We’ll get a cleaned up version, I’m sure, but in the meantime, these aren’t Deadspin’s errors. They’re the closed captioner’s errors. I mean, except for the parts that aren’t sentences and/or don’t make sense, that’s all Donald.

If you give the Bills the 3 points they likely would have had from the FG, then they are only down 3 at the end of the game and can kick another FG to send it to overtime instead of having to go for a TD on 4th down.

Doesn’t matter. The penalty would have been unnecessary roughness for hitting the kicker on a non-play.

This is why NFL ratings are in the trash. Because shit officiating is literally changing the outcome of games, so what’s the point of watching if you know bad calls will screw your team over and the best you can hope for is an “ooops we screwed up,” the next day?

Late hit. Unnecessary roughness.

“You have dealt with an unbelievable slanted and negative media and have come out beautifully” sounds 0% like something Bill Belichick would say, and 100% like something Donald Trump would say while reading a blank page he is pretending is a letter from Bill Belichick.

It works much better with the hard top:

Expect ‘THE CURSE OF THE WASHED AWAY CHALK’ to be a thing if the Cubs lose in the NLDS next year

I just really appreciate this website and its writers. Everything from outstanding news coverage to Joanna wearing a tail is slowly leading to my getting fired for reading this at work and since my job sucks I’m cool with it.