Both Mr. Clarkson and May said they read Jalopnik

Be talented, but work hard regardless.

I would assume Jalopnik weren’t the only ones interviewing them. And even if they were, I’m sure the gents had other arrengements they needed to get to.

TV is a writing job, never truer words spoken. I have forgiven so many badly filmed shows if their writing was good.

I love the idea of president Donald Trump being a fart joke!

What’s the big deal? Tim Tebow bounced passes to receivers for years and nobody was impressed.

The only sad part of this is that now it will be a long long time before you can pick one up in a boneyard and fly it privately.

So...Were not going to comment on how it looks like a Chinese knock-off of a Mclaren? Just making sure.

If there are loops on your pants, wear a fuckin’ belt. It looks ridiculous if you don’t.

It’s actually a mid-engined Corvette test mule GM tricked us again.

For about 30 years GM specialized in apathy.

It’s a manual... Good enough for me. NP.

This is what Donald Trump’s America would look like.

So either the truck crashes and spills free beer... or becoming a beer bandit is now a viable career option. No witnesses, amIright?

Bold

Yeah, pretty much.

Oh shit...