He didn’t kill a “troop.” He killed a soldier.

Good thing for your co-workers that is doesn’t really matter what your boss thinks. If a co-worker were to pass by your desk while you had these images up on your screen and was offended, you could find yourself sitting in a 6 hour sexual harassment refresher course.

I am most likely (and thankfully) the furthest thing from your “bro.”

Is it too late for him to run for president?

Sorry you’re so hostile. Must be a horrible way to go through life.

And you could learn something if you found a way to gain a sense of humor.

I’m so confused as to why anyone cares about a rap beef.

Is it time to impeach him, yet? Because it feels like we’re getting there.

I’m dealing with this right now. My daughter’s boyfriend has no wrenching skills and no tools, but is bent on getting a 10 year old Passat. I keep telling him to skip the Passat and get a Corolla for the same $$$, but he is convinced it’s a good idea.

sensing google translate here

Wait...Canada’s not part of the US?

lol...nice Ruprecht reference. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels should be the name of the administration. A bunch of con artists.

Also, the American Academy of Hospitality Sciences is essentially a pay for play award. Widely disregarded by hospitality pros.

Perfect. Makes a would be assassin’s task easier.

Oh, you mean the ad that shows the roller derby girl wearing her helmet in the car?!?

Adorable that you think your Compact has any power in the new Trumpistan! If Comrade Trump decides to give your water to the west, the west shall have it!

I lose more weight when I take my morning dump

Missouri recently passed a law forbidding left lane travel. I know, because I got pulled over for it*, but let off with a warning.

Wait...you open with “I love science” and then go on to dispute evolution?

I’d say your spelling of the word “does” runs a close second.