I am most likely (and thankfully) the furthest thing from your “bro.”

Is it too late for him to run for president?

Sorry you’re so hostile. Must be a horrible way to go through life.

And you could learn something if you found a way to gain a sense of humor.

I’m so confused as to why anyone cares about a rap beef.

Is it time to impeach him, yet? Because it feels like we’re getting there.

I’m dealing with this right now. My daughter’s boyfriend has no wrenching skills and no tools, but is bent on getting a 10 year old Passat. I keep telling him to skip the Passat and get a Corolla for the same $$$, but he is convinced it’s a good idea.

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lol...nice Ruprecht reference. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels should be the name of the administration. A bunch of con artists.

Also, the American Academy of Hospitality Sciences is essentially a pay for play award. Widely disregarded by hospitality pros.

Perfect. Makes a would be assassin’s task easier.

Oh, you mean the ad that shows the roller derby girl wearing her helmet in the car?!?

Adorable that you think your Compact has any power in the new Trumpistan! If Comrade Trump decides to give your water to the west, the west shall have it!

I lose more weight when I take my morning dump

Missouri recently passed a law forbidding left lane travel. I know, because I got pulled over for it*, but let off with a warning.

Highlighted by the fact that they spent all kinds of money on the car and the conversion, but then put conspicuous crappy stereo speakers randomly around the interior.

Are you sure that’s his mom and not a pedophile? That thing says “free candy” all over it.

My dad was a Ford dealership mechanic in the 60s and 70s and had a saying: Even if you’re absolutely, positively 100% sure it’s the carburetor, it’s not the carburetor.

Still a great looking car!

I read that as “3 pedal devil”