“25.8 seconds left, the Caps have a one goal lead, and I am absolutely terrified.”

- Every Caps fan

I don’t think this is that rare of a thing, actually. I watch a lot of Nationals games, and I think Jonathan Papelbon must do it too, as players instruct him to ‘get fucked’ all the time.

I guess I assumed that as he was no longer busy running for President, he’d be able to get the requisite amount of sleep?

If anyone had the pleasure of watching the Flyers broadcast they would know that no matter the score, the Flyers were clearly the better team. More importantly, they were getting physical because that’s just Flyers hockey man, not because they were losing their heads. WHAT DO ANY OF YOUS KNOW ABOUT REAL HOCKEY? YIZZ…

RG3 made the same excuse about his Wounded Knee