This is even more disgusting than The Help. Thanks for posting this article.

Jake Gyllenhaal is in the top 5 of the best actors of his generation! Who the hell will dispute that?

A Miami resident leaves temple early so he doesn’t miss out on a great deal?

I’m not going to try to say they are all decent or anything, but it makes me wonder what you’d prefer? For Nintendo to go back to how the Wii U was? At least developers are making games for the switch and Nintendo is getting 3rd party support out the butt. It's a good thing.  The switch is thriving and as gamers…

I really don’t care for just substituting the word shovelware to mean “games I don’t like.” It’s imprecise language, and get fucked.

You can scratch "or Oklahoma" now.

As a Buckeyes fan this was just too dumb to watch. Sure we lost to Purdue but that was a damn fluke loss. Instead they let in these Golden Puds so they can shit the bed again. 

Is Trevor Lawrence human? He looks like he was grown in a lab or something. Not sure what it is, but it's annoying. 

Excuse me, some of us were firmly aware that Notre Dame were frauds this entire time

I, for one, am shocked! Shocked that a Notre Dame football team would be vastly overrated and invited to a game they’ve no business attending!

thanks to the kind hearts of 2 (out of 42) critics,

Touching people’s testicals  is sexual harassment. Repeatedly touching them is repeated sexual harassment. Farting on people is like, beyond sexual harassment. I can’t think of any job on the fucking planet where these things wouldn’t constitute grounds for immediate termination, and especially when you’re one of the…

I love the idea that you can get away with anything as long as you stop once you’ve been called out for it.

So like, is the COO 12-years-old or something? More importantly, how does someone with that level of stunted social maturity get in such a place of pow- oh... wait... shit.

He could have left Riot. Scott chose ownership and redemption.

My friend told me about the gun if you robbed the doctor’s office but I must not have been listening because I robbed the gun store and the general store before finally getting to the doctor’s office. A lot of innocent people died that day :’(

It’s not real.

Starred. 3 year old bitemekinja, Jr. was the most enjoyable, innocent, wonderful, adorable creature to ever have walked the earth.

the book was fabulous. i highly recommend it. not that my recommendation means anything, but if you enjoy reading, this is a good one.

The book is extraordinarily anxiety-inducing. It does a great job of communicating, in a way that isn’t done justice in the synopsis above (or in the trailer), the overwhelming temptation the characters face to avail themselves of their perfectly functioning sense of sight; the flashes of delusional belief they…