Everybody on this show looks way too old.

Throw in with those the expression “special kind of stupid”. I’m not sure when that started being considered a witty turn of phrase because it’s not and never was.

Didn’t you hear?

Damn, Mario needs to shave.

I consider Breath of the Wild to be a near masterpiece. What kept it from being a masterpiece? Waluigi.

Dat ass

Did you play on casual or hard?

Dane Fife?

I’m with you on that, but unfortunately they’re angling for the largest number of players and therefore the most $$. I live near rivers, forests, etc. populated with deer, coyote, and the like. And yet I can’t find any damn pokemon. I’m no pokemon expert and therefore not familiar with the “lore” but you’d think my…

Mama’s Family?

Yeah, but just for hazing.

“They had working meetings. Indeed, the president received Mr. Tillerson several times.”

They’re the team that played against Clayton Kershaw.

Unfortunately Niantic doesn’t give a shit about people in rural areas.