Damn, Mario needs to shave.

The writers on this show don’t have the talent to write something like that, it would require subtlety and depth. They have to stick with stories that follow their established formula, which they don’t even do particularly well at this point. 

And of course they felt the need to make the saviors plans as elaborate and convoluted as possible. How they took down the tree, the whole pulling out the coffin bit (why?), their endless supply of guns and explosives, the freakin’ monologues from each of Negan’s “lieutenants”. I could kind of look past the…

I’m not a doctor but couldn’t you just cut out his middle section and connect the two remaining parts and he’d be ok?

J.J. was also one of the writers of the Force Awakens, so it was on him in both cases.

“When an artist themselves can’t describe their style, that’s a good indicator it’s truly unique.”

Looks really phallic to me.

“cucked” Seriously? GTFO with that shit.

It was hot in there.

They should never have made Negan so over the top evil (yes I realize it’s based on his character in the comic). It so hard to buy into these smaller character moments and attempts at adding depth and motivation to his actions; he’s just too irredeemable and psychotic. I mean he cut that dudes stomach open and let his…

I consider Breath of the Wild to be a near masterpiece. What kept it from being a masterpiece? Waluigi.

I read them and commit them to memory. Then I send a personalized letter to each member of the cast and crew to acknowledge them for their hard work.

Dat ass

Wow, you weren’t kidding. He looks ridiculous.

Is he like a cab and when he’s off-duty does he flick the chest light off?

Am I the only one who finds the double revolver move to be cool as hell? I guess I’m just lowbrow like that.

Pipe down, Neill.

Elysium and Chappie were both worse than Prometheus.

Did you play on casual or hard?

I would have just preferred an Iron Fist with better hair and not some ramen-headed mofo.