I think more time was spent on photoshopping that picture than producing that crap song.

My friend was sexually assaulted at a college party one night, so her boyfriend found the guy's home phone number and called his mother in the middle of dinner to tell him what he had done.

You had never seen a person repent so fast before.

*side eye to everyone using females instead of women in the comments*

Sympathy is hard coming for those that treat their firearms like a fucking toy. There are no winners in this scenario.

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Should we make a fantasy game or a Warhammer tribute? Fuck it, let's just make both. Then add more dragons.

No, only America has soccer moms. The rest of the world has football moms.

I have this ridiculous grudge against Salt & Pepa because I was listening to my Walkman (I know) in junior high, and didn't realize that class had started, so it was still playing after the bell.

I can't tell you how much I was hoping this was a video of a baby rapping Salt n Pepa.

So, because of an attempted assassination of a political figure in another country, it's okay for you to creep on a stranger? By that logic, I can run you over with a '76 Jeep Cherokee, because...drone strikes?

It boggles the mind, doesn't it? To try and determine what it is about the idea of female equality that scares the living shit out of so many little trolls like that.

See, we don't need feminism, because women have equality.

chivalry makes a comeback

Only Nietzsche understands my pain, it must be the syphilis. Also, I had no idea that I'm a dude. What a revelation.

That's all I ask. For the truth, see these 14, hour-long videos about why the SJWs are planning to kill all men.

Wow. What a one-sided article. The vote spam is actually about ethics in games journalism.

When opening and working in a restaurant that caters to crunchy granola set, you're really just asking for lots of weirdness and stupidity, aren't you? Honestly, I'd expect that sort of stuff on the regular if my menu was raw, gluten-free, non-GMO, since those dietary restrictions already stem from questionable…

I need to breathe into a paper bag for a few minutes after reading about the secret shopper.

I like my gratuity grilled until it's tender. Please remember that for next time.