See this? See this shit right here? THIS is Ambient Occlusion. Everyone take a good look because this is what AO should look like, always.

I'm so sad that he's gone. And fuck depression.

Thank you.

Narrator refers to "Lara" as "Laura".

"Cadidates."

I have to say, as entertaining as this is, the Tomb Raider reboot stills sits as my current favourite game of last/this generation. To me it was an almost perfect game. I have it on PC, PS3 and PS4.

Easy solution: don't wear thongs.

I'm THE gay.

Eating bread while intercoursing sounds like the best use of one's time.

Eat or don't eat what you want, but her glazed-eyes-mouth-breathing-red-carpet-movie-star face mostly just reads to me as "My blood sugar is low." *shrug*

His next shoot is probably going to have a couple of teenage girls hanging from trees, but they'll be hanging by gold necklaces instead of their saris. Get it? It's a statement! About what a shit head this guy is!

And that cop basically goes:

All I know is that the little girl clutching her earphones to her ears has an awkward "oh, shit, I'm not supposed to hear this" expression that will serve her well in life.

Oh shut up

I find myself reacting the same way to Madonna as I do to Jenny McCarthy at this point. Gurl Bye.

This picture accurately encapsulates the moment in my childhood when I realized I was so.fracking.gay.

I just don't see it. I picture wonder woman as a confident strong somewhat intimidating woman but she looks like a girl merely playing dress up and giving a "tough" look that falls flat.

To quote one of my male friends after seeing this pic: "That's Wonder Woman? I've shit bigger than that."

Please God... Kill this movie.

"I figured out that by pretending to like Donatello (lets face it, the worst ninja turtle)"