I’d rather it just be text and pictures, can’t have sound at work unfortunately.

i disagree, in order for you to be endangered in any way while operating this vehicle would require the vehicle to be operational.... i guess what i am trying to say a motorcycle has a better chance of starting and subsequently moving under it’s own power

A. 70s Fiat for more than pocket change? Hell no!

At least the motorcycle can most likely get out of its own way, and is almost certainly less prone to rusting apart.

I think you are actually safer on a motorcycle than driving this.

Air spring replacement is typically a task reserved for the third owner, or whoever eventually rescues it from the third owner.

If you can afford a pickup that starts at $61k, you can probably budget for the suspension after a decade. 

Where’s the “SO TEXAN” version!? How can I let other truck buyers know that I’m like, the most Texan? I need my truck to have a panoramic sunroof for my literal ten-gallon hat and so I can work on my Clint Eastwood face by staring into the sun while driving.

You may actually have a point about the range numbers once this thing is loaded... but I suspect that it wont be much different than the difference youd get with a gas vehicle.

More than anything else, truck buyers want to impress their buddies at the boat club.

Most importantly, pickup buyers want big-ass grilles. Where’s the humongous fucking grille, Rivian? Are you even trying to compete??

Yep! There’s a reason Bad Boy Buggies outsell Polaris Rangers, Can Am Defenders, Honda Pioneer, and Kawasaki Mules - wait...

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I love the idea of a silent pickup for use in the back country. It will create amazing opportunities to see (but hopefully not hit) wildlife that currently gets scared away by the sound of my truck.

Dang! Glad you made it safely in that rig!  I had a temp job with USPS years ago where I had to drive one of those.  It had bad brakes and a not great e-brake either which made stopping at mailboxes difficult...

I saw a Saab 9000 from the side,Volvo wheels,and a Ferrari engine that certainly won’t will break my bank. CP

$32k to get compliments on my Volvo? No thanks.

She lived in my building. One day in the elevator, she asked me to join her group for “empowering women”. She gave me the creeps. I said, No thanks. Dodged a. . .branding gun?

Two bowls of split plea soup to go eh.

This is exactly how I imagined a Connecticut prison would look. Which way are the tennis courts?

She'll spell her new address DANBVRY.