You realize taking the batteries out of a hybrid isn’t exactly easy, right? Not to mention the fact that cars that are in showrooms have fuel in them anyways.

#COTD

He took a bath at the trade-in

I see what you did there... but it’s a wash for me

Only if you’re holding a toaster.

Me thinks someone tried to use the turn signal switch.

Yeah... but uncontrolled lithium fire worse?

Can you blame him though? The dealer really soaked him.

If the i8 started dissolving in the water, would it become the solution?

Put it in a giant bag of rice when you’re done with the soak and it should be a-okay!

BMW owner underwater on his car loan 

Would it kill AMG to make a new Red Pig out of an S63 sedan, but actually sell it to the public this time? They could make 350 of them and sell every single one for profit.

for when you absolutely, positively, have to catch Death before his next stop.

That would be awesome.

If there were any vehicle just begging for a bike engine swap, this would be it! Could you imagine going over 150 mph in one of these things?!? :D

Greetings in advance to the Fixer Upper fans who do not usually read Jezebel.com! Let me save you some time: Do not bother emailing me about my potty mouth because I have no intention of cleaning it up. 

The deco tile isn’t necessarily a 70s thing. My 1920s house had much the same in a mustard color!

Excited to see how sliding barn doors and shiplap enhance the castle-ness!

Here’s a star for being a good sport. :)

While driving through Texas on a job in 1998 I fell in love with the name of one of the callers, Anwen. They spent a few minutes ragging her but I decided my first daughter would be named that. Fast forward three years and we we have a little girl on the way.