Its a fucking Sun Chip

Guh, FINALLY!

When reached for comment, Dan Gilbert issued the attached response.

Man, dude just can’t stop leading with the crown of his helemet, huh?

So much for having a shut-down vas deferens.

Oh...you’re from Pittsburgh too?

Well, at least you’re on topic.

A Bengals fan lacking an understanding of accountability...how shocking. They earned that loss. Own it.

You may be right. But you are definitely wearing crimson.

unless you’re riding with Caitlyn Jenner.

Thanks, Blair.

Chris Kluwe is running around his house like he won the Super Bowl.

thanks blair

Buy out Jezebel. Fire everybody. Hire all men. Pay them double.

And finally Jezebel arrives to make a statement.

She’s crying because the trash she threw didn’t hit anyone

Are you the crying blonde woman who was shown on TV after the game ended?

Not for me. Go Steelers!

That’s the next Lana del Rey album’s cover.