His article will be published shortly, I guarantee it.

For a second entry, I present the later model Mini Coopers. The classics are awesome, no doubt, but the new ones just rub me the wrong way. The thing I hate most is how they (lazily) designed the interior with circles as the theme. Just make everything round!! I’m not even going to get into how bloated they’ve become.

The mid 90's Mustsng GT, specifically the convertible. I had the extreme displeasure of owning one and thought I was hot stuff at first. It had a 5.0!! How more awesome could it get? Well, I quickly realized how pathetically slow and poor handling it was. I knew very little about mods or tuning and dang sure couldn’t…

I hope at least one of the charges was for “alcohol abuse”.

Think of all the money they saved shooting this one vs. all the ones shot on city streets. Hell, just the cost of cleaning the tire marks off the roads afterwards would keep most people from doing that.

Tread lightly, my friend.

Typical Eclipse. Quick and fun but low on horses.

Has anyone made any obvious BMW jokes yet? Guess I’ll go back to the “mustang running into the crowd” story or the “Lambo catches on fire” story and search those comments. Apparently, the Jalopnic office is serving low-hanging fruit salad in the cafeteria today.

One major flaw, aside from (but also solving) the luggage one everyone has mentioned, is how badly you’re throwing off the center of gravity having that much weight directly above the axles. A solution would be to have the battery packs mounted beneath the car, between the framerails (so to speak). Your automated…

The cop who gave me a “racing” citation for riding a wheelie on my motorcycle seems to think so.

That thing’s got 12 valves too many, bruh!

...but it certainly helps.

It appears to have turn signals in the side view mirrors. That’s new!

In my old wrangler, I dumped the clutch and stripped the pinion gear in the rear axle. Drove it around in “front-wheel-drive” while I saved money for the repair.

Witchcraft. Definitely witchcraft.

Pretty sure the exhaust pipes are just doing that hot new dance move everyone’s talking about...Dabbing.

I’m the father of two girls, 8 and 5. Generally, they get along pretty well but lately have been arguing and fighting a bit more. I suspect it’s due to them being in daycare during the summer and are just around each other a little too much.

I’m a little bit torn. When I’ve sold cars via CL, I hated all the “what’s your best price?” emails from people who never showed up to even look at the car. Show up, look at it, drive it and then we can discuss price. I know that isn’t the same thing (at all) but I bet the dealership only considers walk-ins who leave…

It’s fairly obvious that since the plane is propelled forward via the prop (or jet engine) and not by drive wheels, it would obviously move forward regardless of a treadmill, or any other surface that prevents traction. That’s why an airplane can take off from water or ice.