Where job?

As one of the main producers of advanced military technology in the world, I doubt the Swedes have any problem getting "cool" stuff. But what's cool when you are a Marine? Your ability to combat and endure or the cool toys you have?

Maybe they aren't mocking, but just admitting: "We can't offer you all that cool stuff because we aren't the USMC. We can offer you a wall to jump over and some snow. And probably a friendly blonde guy to help you up."

I know at least one dead man named Albert who would disagree with you.

We are all time travelers... not only in a linear form... if you get in a plane or a car, or even go for a walk for that matter... you are a mass that is moving at a different speed than the world around you and by the theory of relativity you are therefore traveling though time at a different rate than those around…

He also famously wondered, "If time travel is possible, where are the tourists from the future?"

The problem is, the layout designers used a random Google image search result rather than using a licensed photo. And then they got caught. And then things got realllll awkwar.

I'm sorry Robert, I can't do that right now.

Cool! But yuck — onion & eggplant juice... blech

I don't have kids. I should be allowed to buy them.

Henri Cartier Bresson with a taped-up Leica.

I've literally never seen either of these things done by a pro photographer.

If you want to pick out the pro photographer in the crowd

They don't. It's clickbait.

Uh..... WHY DO THEY HAVE THESE TIED IN TOGETHER?!

The link mentions that, but chocolate melts. I also can't be trusted with chocolate for very long.

My wife is a flight attendant and she always says if you want to get on their good side give them chocolate.

Just treat them like you treat any other person going about doing their job, which means civil behaviour. Is that so hard?

If California is using the money to buy bottled water you've really got a problem. The money is probably going towards finding ways to move water into the state.

Population of California: 38 million
Federal funds for drought relief: $138 million
Drought relief funds per person: $3.63. Enough for maybe 2 bottles of water at a cafe.