“you kidding me? I eat more pussy than cervical cancer!”

exactly... why isn’t the media reporting on this? WHAT ARE THEY HIDING!!!???

Betteridge’s Law of Headlines

Show us on the doll where BMW touched you.

The Baby Boomers always have been the real problem here.

Might you point us, then, to what a properly designed mansion of similar size and grandeur would look like?

I would probably respond to this article, Drew, but I need to check with George Soros on what liberal talking points and affirmations I need for this subject. As a paid protester and actor hired by Open Society Foundations, I want to properly represent my opinion that aligns with His (Soros) views.

So you like him now because he agrees with your viewpoint? Got it.

Sorry, but that barely qualifies as even liking guns in America. I’m reasonably confident that three of those came with the purchase of his house in Georgia.

Derek Jeter is setting a great example for the rest of Florida by attempting to purge the Marlins of every arm they’ve got.

No, fuck that. Little truth time. I was savagely bullied from about 1st grade through Highschool. Small school, and it was one kid for 8 years that made every day of my life hell, but nothing ever happened to him because his daddy donated an entire fucking wing to the elementary school. I was undersized and had/have…

Not unless we also have to hate the Tongan and Mexican cross country skiers for their qualification route or any number of people competing for countries they weren’t born in.

that seems to be the angle deadspin’s pushing but i’m not having it for one second

It’s not on fire.

One ended up in Sacramento.

I disagree. I voted against Romney solely because he supported an assault weapon ban.

Whaaaaaauuut? How what who me?

Haha. What a stupid fucking response.

Is the victim asking for help? Are you her hero that she didn’t know she needed? They settled. What do you want? It’s nice knowing that the truly righteous and without sin can be found in the Deadspin commentariat.

Her title is literally “nothing happened to shaun white”. I think we can infer that she does in fact think something should happen to him. Her article doesn’t make a compelling argument, and I remain unconvinced that there was any harm or issue here.