I totally hope you’re still doing this schtick during the world series.

You left out the part that they’re currently occupying the second Wild Card spot.

This is a very original joke that I haven’t seen before.

Ask Jacob deGrom if the giants only had 8 hitters in their lineup last night.

If that happens, they’ll have to deal with riots in the stands before they deal with shifts on the field.

They add the DH to the NL and I’ll never attend another game. I hate that absolutely garbage rule. NL baseball is so much better IMO. What they should do is get rid of the DH in the AL. Expand the ML roster to 26 or 27 to appease the MLBPA, and go back to having a proper game of baseball in the AL!

The day pitchers stop hitting is the day I stop watching baseball.

Shit. Let me try again then:

There’s part of me that wants this team to just quit on Matheny and go 0-46, get Matheny fired, get a good draft pick that turns into the next Mike Trout, and dominate for the next decade. But in reality, they’ll sneak into the wild card game as the second seed, shit the bed, Mozeliak won’t make the moves he needs to…

Ah, the esoteric “Olympic archery truther”.

Big fan of 59ing, huh?

Ah, I came here expecting to see the usual Gawker disdain for all things midwest, but had to reach the comments to find a douchebag to fulfill it.

At about the 2:00 mark, his teammates start looking more like prisoners than fellow revelers.

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more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

Especially when if you listen to what she has said... She hasn’t said anything too Earth shattering. The media just plays it up and is trying to make an issue out of nothing

Does anybody not like him besides people who think weed is the devil?

Do we not like him? I like him.

if you need this article to know how to get by, you’re a fucking amateur.