I guess Pirelli should get in to other business since their tires suck!

+0 Choacho Cinco.

I get this joke.

You “Boomed” yourself. -1 star.

The Aston Martin reminds me of the AMC Eagle. 

I have no dog in this fight, but it looks like Mélisse went for the ball and avoided getting kicked himself. You sound like a homer. 

Matheny and Mo both need to go. However, Fowler is not playing to his potential.

Riiiiiiiiiight...

See! Even God hates the Cubs!

Nah, this is Elon Musk, not Bill Clinton.

What QuantumBeep2.0 is trying to say is “You’re white, therefore you’re a racist piece of shit.” Nothing you say will convince QuantumBeep2.0 otherwise.

You’re on a far left website coming from a point of reason. Good luck with that.

Wypipo have guns. They’re not coming for wypipo until they get the guns. 

George Soros’ horse involved in race fixing? Shocker.

Not enough pedals.

Flordia 2013

Yeah, but Larry played in the AL. Any league with the DH isn’t real baseball.

30 years is max for vehicular homicide in Florida.

At a party, I unplugged the coil pack from a girls Ford Taurus to keep her from driving drunk. I told her I took her “flux capacitor.” She called her mom complaining I won’t give her “flux...thingy.” She handed the phone to me and her mother asked if I could fix the car in the morning after the girl had slept it off.

HOT TAKE!