Came here to say this. For stand up, there is nothing better.

It’s certainly better than looking at Drew

First and foremost I’m a Cardinals fan, but as a fan of baseball, this was one of the best World Series I have had the pleasure of watching.

To somewhere people don’t live? No, thanks.

76.1% of the US population live in the Eastern/Central time zones. We’re tired.

Rule. There’s one rule that is different.

13-12. My productivity is suffering today.

Phoning it in, huh? Go to bed. You’re tired.

Travis and Portnoy are deeply shitty men who crave attention any way they can get it

They made up for it with the lucha libre mask on their uniform.

Did you see this lovely fan in the clip?

I’ve used Chronus for years. I still love it.

I don’t think that’s right...

So it means exactly what I thought it means.

OK, so what does hoosier mean?

You mean a road verge?

Wow! Out of touch much?

As a former horse person and a life long boat person, horse people are worse.

There is no good way for a white person to say “I’m not a racist” without sounding racist. Mostly, I don’t respond to such accusations, but if I do, I usually say “You’re stupid.”