So, Kansao and Rodriguez just fucked over 27,000 Venezuelans? Good people.

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Oh, wow...

They’re all tasteless. That’s the point.

I have this shirt:

Pet Sounds better than Sgt. Pepper?!? You’re on crack!

It was the SR5 here in the states.

Where’s a Starion?

The same distance from New York to Providence. Your joke is reaching that far.

I have no dog in this fight, but it looked dirty to me.

I never went under my desk in the 80's. I was K-8 1980 to 1989. I had 2 Minute Man silos within a 10 mile radius of my house.

What’s a Dick 4?

This is the best reporting I’ve seen on Deadspin in a long time.

Stan Kronke ruins every sports team he owns.

Bob Uecker in Major League.

The Cardinals Won Their 1st Game

Or...they could be in first with a walk-off in the bottom of the 9th.

I would no longer be friends with someone dumb enough to fall for a pyramid scheme.

Lies!