This would be a most glorious day. Not going to happen, but it would be glorious.

This is stupid and a waste of time.

This is stupid and a waste of time.

You don’t really come to Deadspin to see positive stories about StL Cardinals do you?

Don’t you have to have two vowels to have a diphthong?

Ha! Ha! HahahhahaHAHhahahah! Fuck Kronke! Fuck the Lambs!

Having had this conversation with many, many people over the years, I’m pretty sure you’re wrong.

Si.

This is stupid and a waste of time.

Si.

This is stupid and a waste of time.

By the way, I’m the kind of person you get commenting when you link fucking Jezebel on Deadspin.

The first thought in my head when I see anyone/thing is “Do I want to fuck it?” If the answer is no then the next question “Do I want to eat it?” These two questions are usually answered in less than a microsecond. I’m pretty sure it’s a guy thing. However, having self-control, this is rarely noticeable.

The saying goes “I COULDN’T care less.”

Yes

So, the first thing a chihuahua reminds you of is a white guy?

God’s work...

Well, If you’d spend weekends in your own state...

Wow, there’s a reference I haven’t heard since college.

He cared enough to comment, so, really, he could care less.