Yes. If you really hate homosexuality so much how about you just not be gay!

I am trying to figure out how this conversation even starts between teacher and parents. Does everyone get a letter at the beginning of the year? “your son/daughter presents as male/female at school. We legally must tell you that.” I had conversations with teachers solely to flesh out *how* to talk to my parents about…

That’s why I don’t bible.

Yeah, I’m no feminist expert or know if I fully am, but that entire passage was some bullshit. And this:

Make America Great With Child Again.

Here’s some more info and context for the tweet:

Seeing her and Barack on the Inauguration Day stage - handing the keys to the castle over to Khmer Yuge - is going to be one of the most gut-wrenching things ever.

Hey Locomotive Jones: You can keep responding to me, but I dismiss the second I see your name without even reading your inane comments. FYI, fucker.

I train child care providers and CA just recently changed the law requiring them to be vaccinated. One woman audibly groaned and was like ‘Uhh now they are making us put that poison in us too?’ I couldn’t say anything because I will straight up get fired if I said what I was thinking but my first thoughts were ‘Lady,…

I’ve always wondered why Tax-and-Spend is considered a bad policy, when the alternative it is to Not-Tax-But-Spend-Anyway.

Exactly! I’m waiting for a “spined” Democrat to use this line sometime in about 30 years when they finally grow one....and I say this as a Liberal.

I think the alternative that most “fiscally conservative” (i.e. definitely not Trump and many a Republican) folks are looking for is Tax-Less-and-Spend-Less-Too, or, Tax-Less-and-Spend-Better.

Or, as one of my military buddies once said with respect to the M-16 v AK-47 debate - if I’m a soldier with American logistics and support I want the M-16, if I’m a soldier with Russian logistics and support I want the AK.

I don’t have a stake in Microsoft. Does that somehow give validity to my claim that they’re secretly developing Skynet?

how can you even find energy to be mad about something as stupid as this. it’s not a rpg or something, skins don’t matter.

So we shouldn’t take his shit at face value, but we should take yours?

guys i’m in a really bad place right now. If I see one more whiny FB post from a dude who’s SO DRAINED and SO UPSET that people think he’s a racist for voting for trump and are mad at him, or a blog from some idiot Tulane sorority girl who is mad that her professor joked about moving to Canada while she is glad Trump…

yeah but their wedding didn’t take place on election day, it was on November 8th - how were they supposed to know that the date of election day changes from year to year?

Hey buddy. I don’t read Deadspin for your political HOT TAEKS. I come to Deadspin for Pad Thai recipes. Also I’m making a roast today. Any good tips you can share with me?