guys i’m in a really bad place right now. If I see one more whiny FB post from a dude who’s SO DRAINED and SO UPSET that people think he’s a racist for voting for trump and are mad at him, or a blog from some idiot Tulane sorority girl who is mad that her professor joked about moving to Canada while she is glad Trump…

Hey buddy. I don’t read Deadspin for your political HOT TAEKS. I come to Deadspin for Pad Thai recipes. Also I’m making a roast today. Any good tips you can share with me?

Yep, that’s exactly it. My hubby, a prosecutor, is just waiting to see which one of them’s going to roll over first.

#TeamSneakers

Sentencing isn’t until February so there’s plenty of time to start blabbing if they’d like to see it reduced.

I didn’t mean to imply that you cannot do that, you can. But if you couldn’t make having reduced charges and sentencing before conviction sound sexy, you may have a harder time pushing that sale. Especially if the convict thinks they may be able to get a pardon. 

That’s because they’ve never heard my Hitler cover band, The Reich Stuff.

I really hope so.

While I agree with you, I am so cynical these days.

Hopefully FBI Director Comey is preparing to brief Congress on the status of this possible investigation shortly.

Oops...looks like Trump might not give him a pardon after all.

>She’s got hers so f**k the rest of you

And again, that’s fine. Go for it, Megyn. What annoys me is the hand-wringing hopefulness of people pretending she is some kind of feminist icon. Or worse, that she is somehow exempt from all the racist, misogynistic, homophobic, vicious shit she’s spewed over the last decade because one time she put Newt Gingrich in…

All Megyn wants for Christmas is a white santa.

Why is it disgusting? I would not mind if he came to my HBCU. I support his right to speak and if my campus said we would host any candidate who got 5% or more, then we would honor our word. Even if it is person we do not like or have the same views.

No, just Pandora’s Mouth at this stage. The Box is phase II.

Someone painted, “pumpkin spice is people” outside my starbucks.

Why is the logo right over top of the bird? The whole design makes no sense. Aside from that, I’m hoping it’ll still piss off the wing nuts because apparently anything short of baby Jesus in a manger is clearly anti-Xmas.

That does seem to be the grand strategy behind the GOP’s 2016 strategy. Well that and assaulting, then belittling, gas lighting, and threatening women.