How is this different than other situations? If you go to a concert and act like a jerk, you can be kicked out without reimbursement. Same goes for sporting events. Or movies.

That's when we know that the Constitution works. When we acknowledge the constitutional rights of a little shit like this.

But his +5 leather vest of freedom gives him a CHA bonus when speaking to those with a negative INT modifier

A good way to put yourself in the shoes of the average Sovereign Citizen is to imagine that you live in a world where the government is actually made out of wizards, and if you know the right magic spells you can make it go away.

Very good point. “Brand new character is black person shocker!” shouldn’t be a headline in 2016.

You know, if you make a lot of money and drive a nice car, you deserve to be egged. And if you have really nice hair that you take out in public, you can expect people to try and pull it out. And if you look different and you go outside, of course people are going to call you names. Especially if you have a style you…

America’s fascination with reality stars is going to start WW3.

Hey, they should keep in mind the feelings of people who identify with a creepy stalker Mole Man! Wait, what ...?

That’s interesting; do you have any links or books to reference?I'm always looking for new ways to preserve and ferment foods. I've been leery of doing things with fish tho, since my house is hot and small; but the lox came out well.

Uh-huh. Conservatives would never, say, put “feelings” over facts.

You’d be hard pressed to get the books to really work on TV. And they’d definitely leave 99% of their viewers scratching their heads if tried to pull the knocking-on-Coleridge’s door gag. That whole bit requires some pretty specific knowledge about the writing of Kubla Khan.

Even if this game fails to meet my super high expectations, I still have a feeling I'll be sinking hundreds of hours into it. So, yay?

Perhaps the bigger, more concerning issue is that the Trump camp immediately doubled-down on the originality of the speech, and then, when that failed, tried to defend the copied text with lousy math and with a cartoon based on a child’s toy. In this case, the aftermath is far more damning than a potential First Lady…

Only a rich person could possible come up with this. I have never been anywhere with matching beach towels. All of the beach towels my family owns are random gaudy things from vacations in the 80s.

Let’s start with why the fuck she is singing in the first place. What kind of asshole party host does that to their guests.

Just remember kids, so long as YOU don’t personally care about it, anyone else who does is wrong!

Nick cage stole the Declaration of Independence

I dunno. It’s like that (probably apocryphal) story about the fan who told Raymond Chandler that the movies had ruined his novels, and then he pointed to a stack of his books and said, “What do you mean? They’re all right here.”

That’s because he doesn’t want you to suck his dick, Neil.

God damn I miss marching band.