I want to correct someone in the greys so bad and say “this is NOT a part of Millennial’s childhood! It’s part of Gen X’s childhood”, god damn it. But, it would make them ungrey, so instead I’m ranting to you, Kittenjoy. Sorry.

HEY! If this bitch is the customer, I do not fucking want to be polite to the customer! And I can say that in at least three languages, connasse!

There’s enough of her so that you can bet, somewhere out there right now, a couple kids are responding to their friends’ snap chats with, “Yeah, that’s my mom,” and, “No, I totally eat green peppers. WTF?”

A good way to figure out if you’re on the wrong side of something is to ask yourself if you’re objecting to a literary phenomenon that gets children to sit down and read 900 page novels.

Man I wish I knew you were doing this.

Sounds like the store near me in our mall^^

Samuel’s betrayal was one of the best moments in video games, ever. It actually hurt me on an emotional level.

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Luke PLEASE do a follow up on this server. I have to know more. This is fascinating.

I offered to make my husband a sandwich on the weekend, and he turned me down. What does that mean? Is he getting his sandwiches elsewhere? Is there an Ashley Madison for sandwiches?

OMG I just figured it out.

Neat!

One of the most outrageous comments I’ve heard was a guy who said, “I don’t know why she’d want to keep her FATHER’S name instead of mine.”

Yep, love. For some reason, I always found it easier to buy Piggy as a Supreme Court Justice than Barbie.

Yep, I bought a box set that had a bunch of the original seasons and some of the movies, and it was quite ‘adult’. I also used to check out Miss Piggy’s book from the library until it nearly fell apart. I just bought myself a used copy and it’s still hilarious. I now understand that she really was my first…

I don’t mean to brag, but I made a bomb-ass pasta salad for dinner last week. The secret ingredient is a shit-ton of Kraft Italian dressing.

DRATCH! We need more Rachel Dratch.

This is exactly correct. I watched more Night Court in my preteen years than any other show (I watched what my prents watched growing up; Roseanne and WKRP were also big in my house). Night Court is dirty as hell, but I didn’t understand most of that humor as a kid, so it did nothing to harm me in any way. And there…

It’s not only cruel, it can be deadly. Ten year old children were never meant to carry a pregnancy. If it doesn’t kill, it can maim, including fistula and pelvic floor prolapse, which can cause permanent disability and render them unable to bear further babies. Not incidentally, it’s also deadlier for the baby and…

I got her back! Also, here's a bonus photo of her being EXTRA fucking gorgeous. Whenever someone is like "you sued a crazy drug dealer for your cat? Why?" I show them this photo. Could you say no to this face? I think not.