Fucking OPSEC, bro. Poe was just busted down from Commander to Captain because he refused to follow orders. I’m sure Poe would have found a way to screw things up even if they had told him the plan.

The scene with Luke throwing the light saber over his shoulder was a call back to old Kung Fu movies. The eager student shows up on the disgraced master’s doorstep hoping to be trained, maybe with the master’s old weapon, and the master gracelessly tries to drive the neophyte away. Rey even sits on his front doorstep…

I have a crazier one. Bill Hicks faked his death and is now shilling vitamin supplements along side crazy right-wing conspiracy theories in an attempt to tear the Republicans apart from the inside.

My only question for Ivanka would be:

What is spirituality for?

I’m sorry, but can someone tell me what ‘spirituality’ is? I’ve read a lot of things that use this word but I’ve never seen a concrete definition of it.

Where’s her:

How is this different from St Louis style pizza?

Kaylee: It’s a bra. I like it.

People tell me I should get the flu vaccine every year. But the how would I every get time off?

Right? Giving them the Franks the benefit of the doubt, maybe their standards were too high. On the other side, maybe Trent is willing to pay a woman who is not his wife, millions of dollars to sleep with her until he gets her pregnant. I mean that’s one way to cheat without technically cheating.

“Itdoesn’t actually THINK anything. An Amazon Echo doesn’t have a brain. It was programmed to say a thing. Imagine being so insecure in your whiteness that you get offended that a piece of plastic and wires says a thing.”

Why would they? The book was dumb. I made as far as the battle of Hoboken or some dumb shit where a zombie hoard, bottle-necked into a bridge, some how stayed intact under .50 cal fire. Do you know what a .50 cal round does to a human body? It opens a temporary would cavity larger than the average human torso. I don’t…

One of his statements addresses this. He said he had the conversations about surrogacy after their attempts to adopt failed...which makes this whole thing even weirder.

Yeah, this makes little sense. First of all, a sitting congressman and his wife can’t adopt a baby? Were they rejected? Or did they have some weird requirements for the child they wanted to adopt?

Hopefully she doesn’t sleep with this one.

This can be a fun way to plan trips. I took a trip out to the Oregon coast for a few days to see all the Goonies locations. Bonus, also saw Ally Sheedy’s house from Short Circuit.

I doubt they convinced anyone. What likely happened was MSNBC weighed exactly how important Sam was to them and what kind of damage whatever dumb controversy this tweet could create for them and decided he wasn’t worth it.

This is apropos of nothing, but I’m stuck in a waiting room being forced to watch Steve Harvey’s show. Has he always been this insulting and unfunny?

They have an easy and ready answer to that: God works in mysterious ways.