Are you sure about that? Do you know who Betsy Davis’s brother is? Do you know he’s  sitting on the world’s biggest private army (built in large off our tax dollarsll? Who do you think his mercenaries will fight for? Poor people or the oligarchs who sign their pay check?

When was the last time you saw a teenager working at a grocery storem? None in my area employ them same for most fast food restaurants.

And when China figures out how to make efficient, clean energy out of cow farts you’re going to wish we kept studying them.

Yes. Especially when you consider this is what wage growth has looked like since 1980:

I can’t wait for vat grown meat. I will gather the DNA of the rich and powerful, and shall dine on their flesh. Mwahahahah.

Actually, with as hard as it is to make blue pigment from natural ingredients, I’d expect the blue barrels to contain the best loot. Unless there are purple barrels.

It’s a joke.

Because they’re special little snow flakes who get their testes in a bunch when ever something does have JESUS printed on the side of it.

Dear Out Of His Element,

Yeah, this is not the kind of guy the Seals take. They don’t look for loud mouth alpha male types. They want serious people who take their job seriously.

Wait, Fist of the North Star wasn’t a parody?

Sure. Just not for this...ok, you can hate and mock him this too. It’s a free country.

Aww. Always nice to hear people appreciate your had work...and wearing a wig. Does he always do that? Those things can get hot.

Yes. For the same reason both Cisco and Apple released products called the iphone.

“Since then, I’ve become fascinated by the potential advantages you can gain by adding buttons to the back and bottom of a controller.”

I’m curious about the evidentiary standards you’ll be sticking to in your articles. I picked one at random (the one on Whale deaths) and was pleasantly surprised 3 of the links I clicked on went to primary sources. That. Is. Awesome. Is that going to be the standard Earther aspires to on all articles? 

I feel like who ever is putting her wardrobe together hates her. That pussy-bow top she wore on the first show was awful.

If you need any other proof she’s a robot, check out the board games in this clip of the game room in her apt.

I’d be curious what he thinks about gravity or the speed of light. Both of these are a real problem on a flat earth. For starters, gravity would always pull towards the center (North Pole). Since that’s not what we experience, flat earthers have proposed a) gravity doesn’t exist and 2) the flat earth is accelerating…

Celebrity. She simply voted for the biggest one one each election.