I can’t wait for vat grown meat. I will gather the DNA of the rich and powerful, and shall dine on their flesh. Mwahahahah.

Actually, with as hard as it is to make blue pigment from natural ingredients, I’d expect the blue barrels to contain the best loot. Unless there are purple barrels.

Because they’re special little snow flakes who get their testes in a bunch when ever something does have JESUS printed on the side of it.

Dear Out Of His Element,

Yeah, this is not the kind of guy the Seals take. They don’t look for loud mouth alpha male types. They want serious people who take their job seriously.

Wait, Fist of the North Star wasn’t a parody?

Sure. Just not for this...ok, you can hate and mock him this too. It’s a free country.

Aww. Always nice to hear people appreciate your had work...and wearing a wig. Does he always do that? Those things can get hot.

Yes. For the same reason both Cisco and Apple released products called the iphone.

“Since then, I’ve become fascinated by the potential advantages you can gain by adding buttons to the back and bottom of a controller.”

I feel like who ever is putting her wardrobe together hates her. That pussy-bow top she wore on the first show was awful.

If you need any other proof she’s a robot, check out the board games in this clip of the game room in her apt.

Celebrity. She simply voted for the biggest one one each election.

I will never understand people who let their identities get so inexorably tied the something someone else made.

I love the sentiment Kimmel puts forth when talking about politicizing his son’s condition. It reminds me of one of my favorite songs:

I mean...but...there are actors in it. Not that I could name them or even what I saw them in but I know I’ve seen them in stuff.

Naw. But we are going to invade North Korea. Putin wants to bankrupt the US, and us off our geo-political pedestal. And Trump will do what Putin wants.

It’s not really about the hardware. Think of it being more like creating a Word doc on a Mac and then opening it on a PC. The reason it works is because Word saves the data in the file in same format as Word running on a PC.

I don’t know how anyone could get close enough to Tammy for that to happen. Her unpleasantness radiates so strongly, I imagine it works kind of like a force field.

Shep Smith, maybe? But he’s gay, so...