Yeah, As soon as I made my comment I started to question the sincerity. Another commenter pointed out it was CopyPasta and I realized I had seen it before...my bad.

Just so we’re clear, I like Rick and Morty, but I’m not even remotely a fanboy. My friends are, but I just find it “pretty good.” I just hate the bullshit stereotyping that Big Bang Theory represents. And on that note...:

“Actually playing” is a nothing statement because what constitutes “actual play” varies from person to person. These runners have “actually played” OoT plenty. They know it backwards and forwards, far better than any of us.

Maybe Red Bison would’ve helped him win.

Sure, but if it’s an OS-level solution, devs can just reference “Button 1" and have the data updated. Seems like a pretty simple solution.

Ditto! Better yet, all consoles should have a button remapping feature in the OS.

Reasons to think that Trump may actually be Ganondorf:

Just for the sake of disclosure, I had also considered:

Dexterity, skill, tactics....

Turf Wars?!? Since when did LoK become a Splatoon comic?

Yep! It’s actually between $150 and $305, depending on whether you have HD or 4K, and the size of your screen.

True, but the blue spots actively take away points from the other team. I’m not saying it’s not at all worth doing, I’m just saying it doesn’t make sense to look at the map and say “That’s why they lost.”

The problem is the time spent covering the spawn could have also been spent taking turf back from the enemy which would not only boost your own score but lower theirs. That’s not to say it completely isn’t worth doing, but it’s not like it’s the sole reason they lost.

yup, thats the joke

If I recall correctly, most people who played Splatoon 1 a lot established that you should basically get to the center as fast as possible on initial spawn to establish control of the middle of the map, then have somebody ink the spawn/home area after they inevitably die. That way, you establish map control quickly…

All functional fighting game AI cheats, it’s only the very best ones that don’t feel like they’re cheating you.

Wouldn’t this be called. . . Crossplay? :D

Elfones...Really? Nobody? I’ll see myself out....

“And then I remembered one of my old SPs doesn’t work anymore. So I got to work.”

Having the amount of perseverance necessary to get through a task this long and tedious without giving up is rare. And impressive.