I’m thinking at least 20 blinds on Blind Gossip should be solved by this.

Terry Crews was so much more than just some macho guy before he even played football. He didn’t even get into college from football, he got in on an arts scholarship because he draws and paints and just played football for the hell of it.

As much as I hope both of them trip into an active volcano, I would watch this on pay per view.

“A lot of the allegations are false, as you know but given therapy and couseling as other people have done, I think I’d be able to get there...”

Can we please stop calling it HGTV, and call it what it really is:

Also... SNL nailed E!’s shitty programming this weekend:

HOW DARE HE PUT HIS HANDS ON ALBERT.

He was on SNL this week, and between his performances and the ads for his new album, I realized that every. single. song. sounds EXACTLY the same.

Poor Delilah!!! Idk y’all, I have a special soft spot in my heart for her. I hope someone calls into her show and dedicates “Somewhere Out There”...to her.

The Harvey Weinstein scandal has clearly got Ben hearing footsteps.

A woman of a certain age can indeed still wear a heavy line of black eyeliner.

Willie Garson’s dick move ... it is like Gunther coming for Monica for not wanting to make a third Friends movie. Of course he wants a paycheck—he’s done nothing else with his life but be Stanford!

Ryan Murphy says they should recast Samantha.

Sometimes it’s egos, but ironically I have this tidbit about one that surprised me: in about 2003-2004, a certain Chicago-area rapper was performing at Cornell. He made a casual pass at one of my friends who was also on his tour bus (he complimented her on her complexion and touched the skin of her hand). She was on…

Tatiana Maslany as 007 or GTFO.

This. The Idris boat has sailed, if there ever was one.

If she truly did hit her head, wouldn’t he have tried to get her help before assuming she was dead and trying to sink the sub? And if she really was obviously dead, why not call the local police to report an accident?

This is a poem that sums up so much of this experience:

I kid you not, as soon as the Cubs won the Series, I texted my family saying it was a sign of the End Times and Trump was going to win.