wormtownwarrior
WormtownWarrior
wormtownwarrior

But they don’t own Jose Jormp-Jomp, do they?

The next intellegent species will use our fossils as fuel.

“What the hell did I do to deserve that?!?”

Loria
I think they got your number.
I think they’re gonna win this,
while your team keeps going under.
But you really don’t remember?
Miami’s in the red.
Paninis with soggy bread.
Loria?

This sounds absolutely insane;

An interesting scheme...that has never resulted in profits for the city in question. Publicly financing a billionaire’s toys is not in a municipalities best interests.

I’M SINGIN’ TA NELSON!

Pro-tip for the uninsured/underinsured mamas-to-be: After you open that first envelope with a bill for eleventy kabillion dollars, like I did after my pre-eclampsia stay, my c-section, and our NICU stay, call the hospital’s billing office and request an itemized bill. Then, contest everything on that itemized bill

“Don’t ask me about this shit.”

There were 2 reasons I chose our pediatrician, and it was based on negative Yelp reviews.

ESPN is the same company that produces SportsCenter with Scott Van Pelt and First Take. Different people in charge produce different results.

STONE COLD RETURNS! The day I have been waiting for!

“Same with the whole USA Women’s Team argument. In Women’s World Cup action, you’ll see the handful of talented teams crushing opponents 11-0.”

Yeah man. The Dream Team in ‘92 was so fucking terrible for basketball too, the US rolling teams by 50+ just killed the sport internationally.

How can Cracker Barrel rate so high when they probably would have refused to serve you, Greg?

It’s true, they did indeed take over WCW in the 90s. I SEEN IT

Come on be my bay-bee tonight.

American investors buy into Euro clubs b/c those clubs play in huge soccer markets. Buying Leicester City in 2010, while they’re were in the second division, promised a higher ceiling for return on investment than a US club not merely because of relegation. You’re buying into soccer mad countries where sponsors throw

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.