I like that he sucked at this and admitted he was terrible at Clue too.  

Based solely on his performance in Bullet Train, I am on board.

As someone who had to live with this chump as my DA, I’m going with “shitty DA makes shitty deal.”

During his trial weren’t they painting him as a sick old man who was mostly blind and not long for this world?   Funny how he seems to be able to tour now.

Un-rape all those women

Rapes aside, I can’t even begin to imagine anyone being excited to pay $100+ to go see an 85-year old man’s “comedy” show. But alas, it will probably sell out.

“I will abide by the results of this poll.”

Ironically Jack Reacher is the last Cruise film I feel I’ve seen where it felt like he was actually playing a character as opposed to playing Tom Cruise. It’s partially because his daredevil stunting and Mission Impossible stuff have become part of his brand (and overshadowed his earlier crazy couch-hopping…

Occasionally, I would find myself watching the monitor and notice The Zec’s reflection over my shoulder, watching the action and my every choice intently.

If you mean “like a twerp,” yes.

This is the PERFECT example of a “I don’t know if I want to buy this, but I’ll play it on Game Pass” game.

Heck the sun starts rising at like 4 something in Edinburgh so it makes sense that it’d rise even earlier in a game set in a fictional nordic country right?

Well gang, the good news is there will not be a Backstreet Boys Christmas special…

“who has autism”

The most important thing about those 8 million copies sold is that they include copies that Sony literally gave away for free on Playstation Plus. Anyway, here’s how you screw up your super-cool and hardcore apocalypse game with a presumed attempt at a relatable main character.

The pre-order bonuses indicate that we may actually get more than ponchos this time around.

This dude is making a serious run at being the first ever human to go from literal billionaire to homeless.

No Country for Old Men is a masterpiece, and the gas station scene in the clip above may be my favorite from the movie. But I do want to ask a question about the ending, and hopefully get some responses from the commentariat here:

We don’t talk about Fight Club.