Somehow, someway, this is Bud Selig’s fault.

Wait, you can tie in baseball?

To be fair, it was that or play for the Browns.

The NFL’s stance in regards to weed is absurd, especially when they are under fire from all sides about injury treatment and abuse of opiate painkillers.

Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed’s brain, I opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I’ve read some of it. Even for the Internet, it’s... pretty shocking.

I am hoping to be wrong, but are terrorists running his twitter?

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

Please keep Logan in your thoughts.

Jesus Christ I want to punch them so bad. It’s a satisfaction that would nourish me through prison.

Conan the Barbarian

He gets that EPIC sound so freaking well. I love that Ramin Djawadi, the composer for the GoT score, is a student of his. You can see (or rather, hear) the influence, and it definitely works for what Game of Thrones is.

I too, love the Rohan LOTR theme.

If they take a narrative route similar to Valiant Hearts, there may be something good there.

Normally you have to go to a Detroit Lions tailgate to see a face wearing an ass.

Illuminati confirmed

Finally, the coveted lipless weirdo demographic.

I love how CNN was like “Okay, we can basically grab any random black dude to comment on this one...cool, Stephen Jackson’s around, he’ll do just fine”

When there’s no more room left in hell, the dead will play for the Cleveland Browns.

“Turd Fegurson” absolves Norm McDonald of any comedic sins from now until the end of time.

PBR in the top 5? You fucking hipster... Every goddamn time I get PBR, it tastes skunked... because that's what it ALWAYS tastes like. I'm assuming it's that way straight from the factory and it's awful. I don't know why the hell anyone drinks that garbage.