Nah, he watched 45 minutes of “Idiocracy” on Comedy Central before he found the remote in the couch cushions and flipped back to Fox News.

This is fucking bafflingly stupid. This is like if an Alzheimer’s patient who solely watched Fox News was writing a column, then somehow lost more cognitive function. Fuck this fucking guy.

Never heard about this until now (lack of basic cable and an apathy to social media has me living under a rock, essentially), and this sounds like an absolute blast. Don Cherry, meanwhile, looks like he’s modeling for the Jerk Store’s summer 2019 catalog.

Me too, birthday bud.

Yea, that’s a good point. Think I’m showing a little privilege there and just not viewing it from a woman or girl’s point of view. It’s a different online experience, I’m sure.

Fuck. I need to finish reading headlines before reacting.

It always baffles me (even if it shouldn’t) that people continue to do this stuff online. I mean, cops are pretty good at catching people who try to lure kids online. I mean, I don’t have the stats, so maybe more of these bastards get away with it than not, but we see people arrested for this all the time. You’d think…

I think the proudest moment of my childhood is when I drove a CCD teacher to kick me out of the class because I absolutely innocently couldn’t figure out Joseph’s relationship to Jesus and wether he was upset that Mary wasn’t having his child. “So he’s his stepdad?” I didn’t realize what I was doing at the time was…

This CG creature’s hair looks better the spray-on crapola Miller used.

Let’s be honest, though. This guy probably hasn’t won many fights.

You won’t get as many stars as you deserve for this. But us who scrolled this far down? We’ll remember. 

Seriously, someone needs to get a pen in his hand before airtime.

I’ll be dead. I figure I can explain it to St. Peter.

On Thursday, in an interview with NBC News, Giuliani, who once laid naked next to his birth cousin in their marital bed, claimed that he hasn’t flip-flopped on the issue.

Just stop him before he takes his shirt off.

Jesus fucking Christ...

Typing this blindly because my eyeballs are permanently rolled in the back of my head.

For what it’s worth, the trailers were pretty much junk for Solo. Overall, it’s a fun movie (which was needed after the heavy TLJ — also a fan here). Some moments don’t land that well, but overall it’s a good way to kill an evening. Re. Han, the actor does a pretty good job considering everything stacked against him…

Was he wearing a legendary fedora?

Fortunately, no one wants to drink with Tucker anyway. If you’re being forced to watch him, now...