Apologies for having to marry into all that. The racism is really where a lot of this stems from. Tomlin was hired right around the same time that Obama took office, and I saw quite a few similarities in how the “I’m not a racist, but...” old-timers reacted. Could mean we’re in for a Make Steelers Great Again fuckwad…

So, what really sets the Yinzers apart from your generic fat, stupid, drunk sport fans is that all of this isn’t good enough.

Jesus fuck. I’ve seen this shirt for more than 30 years and never noticed the double negative. Being a Steelers fan actively makes me a dumber and worse person.

Siberia?

Counterpoint: The Romans would have had tanks.

Surprised they haven’t blocked Trump’s number in Mexico.

I can’t even think of a good Cole Beasley jab, and I named my cat after him as a fucking joke.

Idiots like this keep it up and they’re going to start a travel ban on Americans coming to Uganda.

Cliche as anything we’ll see, but I was about 6 or 7 and going for cookies in the kitchen cabinet. Climbed onto the countertop while wearing socks, slipped backwards, smacked the back of my head into the refrigerator, ricocheted the front of my head onto the counter, and bounced back into the refrigerator. All took…

A sports radio caller referred to our quarterback as “Sloppy Joe,” which is fantastic.

Did Brady Quinn’s ex-girlfriend stitch this abortion?

Way to maintain possession.

70 percent shit smell, 30 percent yelling ... Something else just dawned on me, too. What’s it going to be like when this baby grows up and learns his shit essentially broke up a marriage (that was likely ending sometime anyway)? I’d find it pretty funny.

Can’t argue that.

Captain Trump would absolutely grab a pretty green alien by whatever reproductive organ her species has.

The email of the week could be an awesome Twilight Zone episode if you did it from the neighbor’s perspective.

Security guy: “Yea, I mean, who would lie about that?”

Even though he was on the team just last year, Mitchell should absolutely be the “Let’s remember someone who sucked” in the upcoming WYTS article.

Preparing a video now. You won’t get away with this. 

+1 all the loose change in my pocket.