Ah. makes sense to not delay it so long.

2016 just OD’d on Member Berries.

Awesome. The Cubs finally win a championship and this is the dipshit they have to visit at the White House.

This is like a goddam Escher painting.

Nobody in their right mind goes out looking like that. He has to be conducting some sort of social experiment or is doing it as a year-long dare or something.

Dear jeebus, all that money and they can’t buy chins for themselves?

But the other half was a curiously traditional, unadventurous, stakes-free sitcom where nothing really happened and none of it really mattered and none of it was all that interesting anyway.

Right. The shitty acts differ, sure. Wasn’t trying to downplay Sandusky/PSU. I suppose what the OP was getting at is the situations are most similar in how the universities horrendously mishandled them. They put the image of the football programs above all else.

Fucked up as it sounds, it probably boils down to people getting more enraged at an old man assaulting kids than a male college student assaulting a female college student. They’re both horrible acts, but people perceive them differently. The latter is seen as kind of a “boys will be boys in college” situation, which…

Holy crap, now all I’m thinking of is a Legacy of Kain reboot. So many ways that could go — RPG, open world action-adventure, Metroidvania-style. Was there even a game in the series on the last console generation?

It’s so important to just not give a shit these days. Maybe about a couple of things, like climate change and making sure kids aren’t getting diddled. But I’d say a good 95 percent of stuff we just say “eh, whatever.”

Whiterun guard: “Let me guess, somebody stole your Werther’s Original.”

I swear, the closer we get to this election, the further away it seems. Every day is five.

Taught by superstar instructor Milli Vanilli!

My thoughts exactly. The sport is an absolute blast and a good Penn State makes it better. This was the best win the program has had in years, counting much of the 2000s Joe era. And it’s important because it’s post-shitshow. More pertinent point, though: does this pretty much assure Franklin is back, and is that a…

Trouble is some jerkoff Joebot will use this to vindicate everything. Saying this as someone who doesn’t really care, but doesn’t go for extremism.

With the week this country has had, I’m surprised this is now the most incomprehensible thing I’ve seen.

7. If you’re blocking a kid or an old lady’s view, be sure to turn around and ask, “Am I blocking you?” so that they can politely say “Oh no, it’s fine!” when it’s really not.

...I get it now. Someone needs to develop a sarcasm/deadpan font ASAP.