My dad was a fairly conservative minister. I remember the look on his face when I explained what purity rings and purity balls were, because they were trending at the time in our community. He didn't know they were a thing. He told me, "That's a personal choice of yours. It has nothing to do with me. You are my…

He then jumped into his Lambo, yelled, “Lexit!” and promptly crashed into a wall - that absolutely everyone saw was there all along - massively depreciating the car’s value.

Didn’t need to watch the video (or even read the headline), if he regularly posts videos to YouTube, yet still holds his phone in portrait mode when shooting video, that tells me all I need to know about him.

Seems like more of these anti-tax Tea Party types should make themselves useful for once and start making states pass laws that prevent these deals from happening. But when that asshat Scott Walker gave those hedge fund fuckers in Milwaukee a sweetheart deal, I knew these guys were just all hat and no cattle. That was…

Because a black protagonist in a game set to 1960's is an interesting detail that will surely play a part in the story. Any other questions with obvious answers?

I’m a sucker for another open world game.

I remember hearing about an early form of this (Giving underbosses rackets) and thought even then it’s a good look for this game. If there was one consistent knock on Mafia II was the city felt a little barren, people thought it was gorgeously crafted but just wished there was more to do in it. I’ll admit I’m a sucker…

I don’t really see what he said as even implied criticism. I think he was pretty spot on. I loved TFA and cite it as the second-most enjoyed film of 2015 (I enjoyed MMFR more — sue me, fellow Star Wars nerds!).

the big surprise of Han Solo being killed is seen coming a mile away as soon as Leia and Han start talking about how great the good old days were Harrison Ford asked to be killed in 1981.

It's cool you get my seal of approval.

That was such a nom sequitur.

His expression is one of such, ahem, otter delight.

What kind of feces? Human? Or from the possible pet monkey? Or a dog? Or cat?

My expecatations are based off of the abortion that was the 13 franchise, along with the medicore-at-best 12 prior to it.

Play FFXV first to avoid spoilers and to engage in discussions about the game. Then, after being thoroughly disappointed, play Dragon Quest.

I am a Detroit Lions fan, and I know for a fact that the Lions will never win a Super Bowl ever. If every team in the NFL but the Lions had a Super Bowl title, I'd still pick the Lions to finish last. I'm a fan of the worst team in North American sports. Lions have won 1 fucking playoff game in 58 years. That's less…

You don’t even understand that burrito bowls are better how am I supposed to trust your sports takes now

The graphic maker died of dysentery on the way, I understand the oversight.

I'm going to be so sad when you can go to a bus station and not get accosted by a stubbled man who just needs to tell you the truth about JFK. A few months ago I sat through half an hour of how George HW Bush was a deep cover CIA agent at the time, orchestrated the whole thing, but you know what else? The CIA was also…

I bet Kennedy saw Jeets do a fully sick kick flip off a bitch's tits and his head exploded in amazement.