If TR outlawed it then it must have been more lethal that an Andrew Luck burp. That president shit titanium and read Joyce like Dr. Seuss.

Happening way too fucking much.

Remember the Duggars. The mind can do all sorts of mental gymnastics to avoid a cognitive dissonance.

Reading comprehension must be pretty low in Sunday school in that town.

Just when you think you can’t be disgusted by humanity any further...

Andrew Luck taking off his helmet and breathing probably adds 10 percent to humidity.

It’s rainin’ men

Not that related, but I can’t even hear the words “Pete” and “Rose” in sequence and react to what follows without instantly thing, “for fuck’s sake, just put him in the Hall.” As for this news, for fuck’s sake, meh.

Tennessee No. 71: “Finally, someone I can chase dow— ah, shit...”

Hey, I said not so fast, my friends.