That's what wrong with the world. No commitment.

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of KOK

Marquis Marque

"I fell on it."

No.

It's a cool name that definitely shouldn't be changed. Also it's pronounced "One-der" btw

I'm gonna name my child Oneder.

Liam Neesons Pairesta, right?

No one's going to change my bedpan! I'm not rich, so I'll die looong before that.

Surreality? You telling me people don't actually blimp around New York?

"Well, tell your lady… I'm gonna greenlight her chest with… and bang stuff."

Until yesterday, I had thought the show returns today. I was very disappointed to find out I have to wait another week. I can't wait to escape to the Kimmy universe for a while.

Damning with the faintest praise. "Hey, look at that, one of you fuckers actually pretended to do your job!"

Rules are enforced when not-Republicans break them.

That image is laugh out loud funny. Great Job, Internet Television!

Aux armes, citoyens!
Formez vos bataillons!
Marchons, marchons!
Qu'un sang impur
Abreuve nos sillons!

Tell him to stop staring at me. I don't like that dude!

Sexy pegging guy from Broad City?

70 years of existence alone should have disabused him of that belief. But wasn't this mofo an athlete when he was young? WTF

Downvote, too!