(it almost certainly was sarcasm.)

i cannot trust those people

Uh oh! TRENCHFOOT STRIKE

It'll be for Kinect/Move

WAITING? No, I mean like a minigame everytime you have to reload.

They should totally do an American Revolution one if they haven't yet

Is this a new euphemism for cocaine?

BUBBLE BUTT
BUBBLE BUBBLE BUBBLE BUTT

This song has aged well, if only due to the existence of "My Humps" and "Bubble Butt".`

It's like, how much more gross can this joke be? None more gross.

Last weekend, my wife and I made al pastor from scratch and had tacos. She found a recipe that roasts in the oven. You have to stack slices of pork on a skewer, and that was pretty tedious. Mostly because one of the towers kept tipping over in the oven. Still, plenty of reward for the effort.

*plays Will It Blend? theme song*

YAY FOR QTE's!

Why does this not look like a game at all? Just cutscenes?

I was going to say, doesn't retweeting a video of people getting past a wall completely undermine his whole wall "proposal"???

Libel?

They play so many fucking trailers these days. It's completely absurd.

^^^DUMB PPL LIKE WHAT THEY'RE TOLD TO LIKE

Early Facebook (I remember "thefacebook.com"!) was pretty weird. Seemingly no one knew what the hell to do with it.

But, like, they pay for the new ones too? I never saw any compelling reason not to just play whatever first COD you bought forever. Multiplayer is multiplayer (more or less).