The day I found out guitar players actively try to emulate that horrible screeching sound Brian May puts out was extremely disillusioning.

Queen is unlistenable. When I am in a place and they play a Queen song I want to leave.

Queen is my Weezer. Everything* they ever did was terrible, I do not understand the appeal in any way, and their popularity is some form of mass delusion.

I watched Cloverfield. I thought it was alright. I was really tempted to turn it off before the monster shows up, though. That whole party thing is fucking annoying. I don't fucking care about which rich white people like each other.

You forgot everything by Queen that Bowie didn't fix

I'm a little jealous at the thought of OP getting to hear Broken Social Scene for the first time.

Yes. They always did. All the albums are great. I don't remember if any album is more horn-heavy than others, but I think the self-titled is a good starter.

Cunnilingus never went away.

"Aww, cigarette, I just can't quit you."

*gasp* Will the piano be ok??

"…is no longer having Folgers in your cup?"

So I see girl bands must adhere to the "sexually exciting yet nonthreatening" formula even more stringently than boy bands.

Well, that explains the pants too…

*makes mental note to pick up paisley pants this weekend*

And the dude in the middle… are those really weak dreads?

Oh man, I forgot about those bucket hat visor things. Holy shit.

Looking back at the header photo, why is there such heavy collar emphasis? Lord Fatone there is the only one without a pointy collar hanging out.

WTF print is that? Some kind of fictional-animal print?

Maybe I'm biased because it more-or-less coincided with my puberty, but I think the early-aughts affected us all in very odd ways.

Is that the guy in the cape? WTF is that about?

You telling me I have to prevent Y2K AGAIN??