Hmm… Interesting. How does one get this… "street savvy"?

I really hope they'll take American refugees down the line.

Shhh! I was gonna win $10,000!!

I'm interested… How's the bodily injury clause on your insurance?

Did you tell her you can stick a cucumber up your own ass, thank you very much?

Ooh! the comment ends in a comma! Is this the first entry in the ongoing BadNflu3nce commenting universe?

Wouldn't that be 8D Chest?

Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, and Futurama for me.

Bull Moose Party 2020!

Fun fact: You will not be missed.

I want in on this cynical cash-grab. I can provide shitty guitar or bass and background bellowing.

You'd merely have to buy their information, no?

That's far too much support D^:

Aren't you all my friends??

So they need to be burned alive, or what? *puts away guillotine*

How am I gonna chat with all my G's now?

Jim Belushi

Mel Gibson?

He does have a bit of a mess on his hands…

YER A BIT LATE, ASSHOLE