It's not fair that anyone doesn't! I assume you don't, and offer my condolences.

You can lead a lion to Adam Sandler, but you can't make it eat.

I like your idea but would like the option of choosing multiple shows to randomize. 95% (conservative estimate) of my personal Neflix activity is Futurama, P&R, 30 Rock, and Kimmy Schmidt.

While I don't doubt that they can predict movies I've forgotten pretty accurately, I'd rather not think about it.

I propose adding, "I forgot this existed, and preferred my life that way."

Old people. Also nobody. By "nobody" I mean "TVs that no one is sitting in front of, actively watching."

I demand a "meh" option!!

Netflix's system has never worked, so sure, whatever. I'll probably still ignore it.

It's from the book. So thank Herbert, i guess?

"If I kept crap in the house, I'd eat it. That's why I don't."

Your name is on my list
Your name is on my list
And if I'm lucky I might give you a little herps

Sounds like too much research, so, yeah. Definitely out of character.

Now I want an excuse to use this line.

Sometimes, it just takes an excitable misunderstood genius.

I recently whitelisted A.V. Club again, but I previously had to find a more powerful ad-blocking extension just to get rid of the goddamn autoplaying videos.

Also, pass legislation to get fewer people to vote.

I know what I'd like to do!

I'm ready for the American French Revolution. But I haven't the room to build a guillotine…

I propose "The B-hole"

No way. Too eloquent.