I assume you are referencing the Kimmy Schmidt scene. The face acting in that scene is so great.

I opened my wrist. Does that count?

The A.V. Club

Ah. I'm basically Ben Wyatt in that regard.

Now I have to pass the bar before I can use Netflix?! I'm still paying off my student loans, mister!

I call bullshit. Not every item you listed is a Netflix Original(TM).

The only good font is the Sopranos font, where the "R" is a pistol.

And they've got the comic book based shows to match! I wonder if that was the original inspiration?

Both Parties Matter

You mean you don't just literally run into people trying to sell you weed on the street?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO PEERS

It does for people who are not as smooth as you, I guess?

Dunno, I kinda can't sleep anyways…

"You guys got any principles left? No? All out, you say?"

The only time weed smells "stinky" to me is if someone's smoking a joint or blunt. Dunno why it's so much stinkier.

Like, whoah, man.

What is your prediction, Respected Ancestor?

Jeff Sessions says no good people get toasted.

I honestly think people forget that these are JOBS and we are asking the candidate to WORK for us

i don't know what it is about that gif that makes me love it so. but i do, i really do.